Dorkasaur's Sims! (dorkasaur_sims) wrote,
Dorkasaur's Sims!
dorkasaur_sims



Warning! this is a super long post because I always take too many screen caps, and I don't wanna spam everyones friends list with multiple posts!


Long story short, my photobucket bandwidth is getting kinda low, so I posted this update on imageshack and somehow when I was editing them I forgot to put borders on them, which I meant to do, so sorry for lack of pretty borders.
if I don't find another option by next week I'm gonna bite the bullet and upgrade my photobucket account.

So!

Last time our Founder and her lady friend, Harper Brockel, tied the knot and welcomed their first baby, white witch Llama Fauna.


And here is Fawn's more motherly make over, looking good.



Glowing toddlers are spooky, but, Llama can walk!
sometimes when I'm typing Llama I type Lalama instead. lala llama.


and potty trained!



Fawn had a want for a guinea pig..or whatever those are called in sims 2, but I decided they should try to adopt a dog instead.
I don't think standing in show is good for unborn fetuses.


and then I remembered why I hate dogs in the sims 2


those appropriately pink pajamas look like they're in danger of springing open at any moment


Fawn: The sun is shining, the snow is falling, and I am with child! you didn't beat me this time, Jeronimo!


Fawn: Why do babies have to be so stinky?


I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, here they are all standing in a row, big ones, small ones, some as big as your head!


Fawn: I think the baby might want a shower to bathe in when it gets here, all that amniotic fluid is sticky.


Llama is pretty much alone most of the time, feeding herself in this handy dandy table and chair set, using the potty herself, putting herself to bed on her floor blanket


give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist, that's what the show man said!


Fawn: No more show tunes!


of course there is! please, only be two.


Meet Lemur Fauna! a boy with the about the same genetics as his sister Llama.


Fawn: Here, hang on to this one for a second


and Lion Fauna, a girl! again with about the same genetics, I think that Llama has a lighter skintone than either one of the twins, but that's about it.


Fawn: you know you're my favorite, don't you, Lion? you're the queen in my jungle.
Harper: -is thrilled-


for whatever reason the baby baskets I used for Llama didn't want to be selectable this time around, so we got new cribs, oh, and two screaming babies.


and here is where I tried the mini challenges, I used a random number generator instead of dice, 'cause I have none.
I rolled one, twice.
1. The 'what-was-I-thinking' challenge. An adult sim seduces and woohoos with the FIRST NPC you see, even if he/she is fugly. If chosen sim is female, roll for pregnancy. Odd: pregnant, even: not pregnant. Have fun with your fugly extra-marital lovechild.


So, while Fawn was at work Harper went to work on the mail lady, I think her name is Ceres.


Harper: So, I've seen you around, delivering our bills, I just wanted to say you do a banging job of it.


Harper: my wife recently had twins, no, really, twins. I'm trying to regain my sanity after listening to two wailing babies four hours on end


Ceres: Well, I know people, you she could always have an unfortunate accident!


Harper: well, I wasn't really thinking of killing her, I was really actually thinking of having some sort of random affair while she was at work


Harper: I'm kind of in a hurry, Fawn comes home at three, and I've got two babies and a toddler to take care of, so if we could hurry this along..
Ceres: Do I look like that kind of mail lady to you?


-queue the Ke$ha music-
obviously that didn't go quite as I was hoping, and then Fawn decided to come home.


Fawn: You know, Lemur, you're my favorite


Llama's birthday! Fawn waddled herself in from playing outside to watch her eldest daughter grow up


apparently growing up also makes your hair color change.


post make over, she's so cute! I don't think she's a complete Fawn clone.
she also has elf ears!


Harper: I didn't want to make a fiery ball from my mac and cheese, I just wanted to feed my family!
Fawn: ++ mac and cheese fire ball, you say? that's what I shall name this painting, my love.






Fawn: wow that really got the heart racing, what do you say we all head to the bedroom after you scrape the mac and cheese off the stove?


Llama: you know mom, seeing as how I'm the first born, I'm sure to be heir...right?
Fawn: I'll get back to you on that when my neck isn't dislocated.


Llama: you cannot make any more heir candidates for me to beat out!


Llama: everyone loves a kid that does the dishes, I will win this round, I will.


Llama: Right, Dorkasaur?
it's not up to me, but you are pretty cute.


Llama: this tastes like it was scraped off the stove!


Harper: I was thinking we could have another baby, you know, make it an even number?
Fawn: are you kidding me? we're broke as it is.

Twins birthdays!

Lion, I don't think she's a complete Llama clone.



Lemur!


Llama: it might be a little tricky to make two of them disappear, I wonder if I could pay someone to take them off my hands.





Llama: you know whose going to be a heir, Lion?
Lion: not you, you evil white witch!
Llama: shut it, don't insult your future heir! me, I'm going to be heir, and I won't have to play with stupid toy boats because I'll have my own real yacht!


Post make over!


Llama: My yacht is going to be enormous, and maybe if you're nice to me I'll let you come on it and wash the deck.
Lion: mom doesn't even like you.
Llama: like I care if she does, I'm going to be heir and get the hell out of this pink nightmare


Lion: just wait, I'm going to take a page out of Colton Harris Moore's book and steal your yacht, throw you overboard and get the hell out of here.


here's Llama's stats, by the way, in case you were wondering why she's so evil.
so am I.


Fawn: -kisses- I hope she doesn't come after me, next.


Creepy elf eared bus driver: Welcome to your first day on my bus, little lady!
Llama: are you kidding me, Mary Kay Letourneau? do your job, drive me to school and drive me back to this hell hole and don't talk to me.


and this is when a miracle happened, the nanny actually started potty training Lemur


and then cleaned out the potty

and I'll leave you with that little slice of heaven because I have a crap load more photos but I don't want this to be epically long.
Tags: fauna generation 1
Subscribe

  • (no subject)

    Last time (aka what, yesterday?) you were introduced to our founder, Fawn Fauna. she then proceeded to seduce Harper Brockel and trick her…

  • (no subject)

    This is the first generation of a Round Robin legacy shared among Pixel Trade members. I was getting used to taking screen caps while playing,…

  • (no subject)

    I have a computer! yay! I also have tumblr, which is not at all sims related, but I'm going to try to play a little on my days off this week.…

  • Post a new comment

    Error

    Anonymous comments are disabled in this journal

    default userpic

    Your IP address will be recorded 

  • 20 comments

  • (no subject)

    Last time (aka what, yesterday?) you were introduced to our founder, Fawn Fauna. she then proceeded to seduce Harper Brockel and trick her…

  • (no subject)

    This is the first generation of a Round Robin legacy shared among Pixel Trade members. I was getting used to taking screen caps while playing,…

  • (no subject)

    I have a computer! yay! I also have tumblr, which is not at all sims related, but I'm going to try to play a little on my days off this week.…